Ant Elephant Jokes for Children, Santa Banta Jokes, SMS Jokes


Once an ant and elephant were going on a new scooter. They met with an accidant.The elephant was died but ant was alive. Why?

Because ant was wearing a helmate.


How does an elephant go on holiday?

He takes a jumbo jet!


Once there was an elephant walking on the edge of a valley,full of water.The elephant fell into the water.So,what is the first thing he will do?

Ans- Get wet!!


Why did the elephant paint his nails red?

So that he could hide in the cherry tree!

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree?

No? That’s because he hides himself so well!


An elephant and ant were friends. They decided to go to swimming. They went to a swimming pool but when the ant swims the elephant sits and when elephant swims the ant sits. Why?

Ans: Because they have only one swimming costume


Q: Why Did the Elephant Hide behind the Strawberry bush?

A: The elephant and the ant were playing hide and seek.


once the ant and the elephant were playing hide n seek game It was elephant’s turn to catch the ant but the ant was caught .she was hiding in the temple Then the ant asked how he came to know that she was hiding in the temple ,then he replied that he saw her sandals lying outside.


Once an elephant and ant loved each other and were getting married without tell their mothers.they were getting married in a temple and they say the elephant mother walking in, so the ant says-hide behind me .


An elephant married a mousquito.At night mosquito ran away. Why?
Because elephant had turned on the good night mat.


One day an elephant was crying and an ant came to him and said, “Why are you crying?”

He replied that a friend of ant’s has stolen his sleepers.


Teacher:HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT AN ELEPHANT IS GOING ON HOLIDAYS.

Student:IT PACKS ITS TRUNK.


WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN INDIAN AND AFRICAN ELEPHANTS?

ANS – ABOUT 3000 MILES


que)what happens when an elephant fallin the in a pool

ans)he will get wet


que)wht do an ant tell elephant and elephant goes in coma

ans)i am pregrent with your baby


que)wht do an ant tell elephant and elephant goes in coma

ans)i am pregrent with your baby


what will happen if an elephant jump in a swimming pool?

Ans – it will get wet


Q – why ant hidebehind the tree?

A – to trip the elephant.did the


Q:how do you know that there is an elephant in the fridge ?

A:By the footprints on the butter


once an elephant got hurt. ant was also going with him in the ambulance. why?

to donate blood


Ant:What is your age?

Elephant:My age is 5 years.

Ant:Such a young age and such a huge body.

Elephant:Tan Kee Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, Bournvita!!

Ant:Ok

Elephant:What is your age?

Ant:My age is 18 Years.

Elephant:18 years and such a small body looks as if you are very young.

Ant:Fair and Lovely lagao aur apni umar chhupao!!


Q: What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers?

A: Cinderelephant.


Q: How do you know when an Elephant has been in the baby carriage?

A: By the footprints on the baby’s forehead!


Q: How many elephants can you fit into a Mercedes?

A: 5. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.


Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant?

A: Nothing, peanuts can’t talk.


Q: How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, but you need a real big bulb.


Q: What is more difficult than getting an elephant into the back seat of your car?

A: Getting TWO elephants into the back seat of your car!


Q: What happens when an elephant sits in front of you at the movies?

A: You miss most of the picture!


Q: What’s grey and puts out forest fires?

A: Smokey the Elephant.


Q: What has two tails, two trunks and five feet?

A: An elephant with spare parts


Q: Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?

A: No? Well, it must work.


Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?

A: Take away his credit card.


Q: What did the elephant say when he saw a dead ant on the road?

A: Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!! (to be sung).


Q: What do you give a seasick elephant?

A: Lots of room.


Q: Why do elephants have trunks?

A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.


Q: What did he say when he saw a live ant on the road?

A: He stamped it to death and then said “Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!!”.


Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant in bed?

A: He has a big ‘E’ on his pajamas jacket pocket.


Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with an ant?

A: A dead ant.


Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?

A: They’re all on the same team.


Q: How many legs does an elephant have?

A: Four, two in the front, two in the back.


Q: How do you get an elephant into a VW?

A: Open the car door, put the elephant inside, close the door.


Q: How do you get 4 elephants into a Volkswagen?

A: 2 in the front and 2 in the back


Q: How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?

A: There’s a VW parked outside it.


Q: How do you get 8(!) elephants in a fridge?

A: Put four in a VW, four in another VW, put the two VW’s in the fridge, A fridge large enough to hold two elephants can surely hold two VW’s!


Q: Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?

A: The fridge isn’t large enough to hold them all.


Q: What did the fifth elephant in the VW discover?

A: The sun roof.


Q: How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge?

A: Depends on the number of elephants.


Q: How many giraffes can you fit in a VW?

A: None, the elephants are in there!


Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work?

A: Sole use of the elevator.


Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in the pub?

A: It’s bike is outside.


Q: Why do elephants wear tiny green hats?

A: To sneak across a pool table without being seen.



Q: How do you make a dead elephant float?

A: Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tons of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tons of bananas.


Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?

A: From stamping out flaming ducks.


Q: Why are elephants feet shaped that way?

A: To fit on lily pads.


Q: Why are frogs so short?

A: They go onto the lily pads between 4 and 6 in the afternoon.


Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

A: 5 O’clock (trick question – not “Time to get a new fence..”


Q: Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?

A: So that they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.


Q: Why isn’t it safe to go onto the lily pads between 4 and 6 in the afternoon?

A: That’s when the elephants are walking on the lily pads.


Q: Why isn’t it safe to climb oak trees between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?

A: Because that is when the elephants practice their parachute jumping.


Q: How do you get an elephant on top of an oak tree?

A: Stand him on an acorn and wait fifty years.


Q: What if you don’t want to wait fifty years?

A: Parachute him from an airplane.


Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?

A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.


Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in the pub?

A: There is a dent in the cross-bar.


Q: How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Don’t be stupid, elephants can’t change light bulbs.


Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in the pub?

A: Stand on the bike and have a look in the window.


Q: Why do elephants wear sandals?

A: So that they don’t sink in the sand.


Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?

A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.


Q: Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?

A: To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals.


Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?

A: Optimistic!


Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work?

A: Sole use of the elevator.


Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?

A: Free Parking.


Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in the pub?

A: It’s bike is outside.


Q: How do you know if there are 3 elephants in your fridge?

A: Can’t get the fridge door closed.


Q: How do you put an elephant into a fridge?

A: Open the VW door, take the elephant out, close the VW door, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge.


Q: What was the elephant doing on the motorway?

A: About 5 mph (8kph in the rest of the world)


Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: Chicken’s day off.


Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?

A: Ever seen a yellow elephant?!!!


Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?

A: Have you ever tried to iron one?


Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?

A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.


Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?

A: Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him “lunch”.


Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?

A: It was glued to the first one


Q: And why did the tree fall down?

A: It thought it was an elephant.


Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?

A: It thought it was a game.


“An elephant is a mouse with an operating system”


Once an elephant was in love with an ant.He went to his father with the ant on his palm.He asked his father whether he could marry the ant or not.The father refused by saying that the ant was not of their caste.
On this the baby elephant got very angry and stamped his own hand on the ant present on his palm and said,”I want to marry this ant and only this ant.” thereby he killed the ant.


Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?

A: An elephant is grey.


Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?

A: “Look, a herd of elephants in the distance”


Q: How do you get four elephants into a Mini?

A: Two in the front, two in the back.


Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?

1. Open door.

2. Insert elephant.

3. Close door.


Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?

1. Open door.

2. Remove elephant.

3. Insert giraffe.

4. Close door.


Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge?

A: There’ll be one waiting outside in the Mini.


Q: How do you get two elephants out of the water?

A: One by one.


Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?

A: By the footprints in the butter.


Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water?

A: Wet.


Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?

A: The door won’t close.


Q: Have you ever seen an elephant floating upside down in a bowl of custard?

A: No, of course not.


Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?

A: So you don’t see them when they float upside down in a bowl of custard.


Q: Why do elephants live in herds?

A: To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.


Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge?

A: There’ll be one waiting outside in the Mini.


Q. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?

A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.


Q: What game do four elephants in a mini play?

A: Squash


What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones!


Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?

A: “Look! A herd of plums in the distance” (Jane is colour blind)


Once the ant is swimming and the elephant rushes to the swim pool and requests the ant to come out. As soon as the ant comes out, the elephant asks her to go back. Why? Because he wanted to check if the ant was wearing his swim suit!!!

Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female entered the bus and the male did not enter it why?

because it was a ladies bus


Once an ant was on her way to a restaurant on a scooter,on the way she meets a elephant who asks her to give him a lift,she tells him to sit at the back.
———-while they were travelling, they meet another elephant asking for a lift, but the ant refuses, why???

Ans:Traffic rules say,three persons not allowed on 1 scooter.


Once some hunters were after an elephant. The elephant didn’t know what to do. He met his friend, ant on the road.he told ant his problem.
She said: “Don’t worry. Just hide behind me!!! ”

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